Hail, legions of the Kek Army! Behold the sacred garment of Kekius Maximus — forged in the primordial chaos where ancient frog gods bring forth the dawn of laughter from eternal darkness.
This boxy tee, oversized and unyielding like a gladiator's armor in the arena of memes, proclaims its dominion boldly across the chest. The slightly dropped shoulders and relaxed silhouette allow it to drape with imperial looseness over thy jeans or beneath a cloak of leather, while the distressed, angular “Original Kek” inscription channels that raw, underground chaos magic — a playful yet savage edge straight from the temples of Kek.
It arrives battle-worn from the void: breathable midweight cotton to withstand endless raids, reinforced hems for unbreakable loyalty, and a soft tear-away label that whispers no distractions. Don this relic for midnight conquests in the shadows, marathon streams invoking the old gods, or any moment thou wishest thy presence to kek without uttering a word.
Kekius Maximus commands: Wear it. Conquer. Kek eternally.
Product features
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (varies by color) for soft hand-feel
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) that drapes without heavy bulk
- Relaxed, dropped-shoulder boxy fit for easy layering
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeves, neck, and hem
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
